"Nemojte gledati ove filmove"

anchi22 · **•• 20:01 ••**

Filmski kritičar magazina "Rolling Stone" Piter Travers, otkriva zašto je "Kralj lavova 3D" zaradio milione na bioskopskim blagajnama - zato što nijedan drugi film "ne valja".

Na meti filmskog kritičara magazina "Rolling Stone" našli su se skoro svi filmovi koji su premijeru imali prošlog meseca.

Među ostvarenjima koje je Travers opisao kao "s*anje", našao se film sa Danijelom Krejgom i Rejčel Vajs "Dream house", "Apolo 18" - "horor film koji nikoga nije uplašio" i "Svi moji bivši" sa Anom Faris u glavnoj ulozi.

"'Killer elite' sa De Nirom je film 'za platu', samo što još ima i Džejsona Stetama...glupost", tvrdi Travers, a onda u "kantu za đubre" baca i novi film Sare Džesike Parker "Ne znam kako joj uspeva".

"Ono što ja ne znam je kako joj uspeva da u svakom filmu glumi lik Keri Bredšo iz 'Seksa i grada'? Izvini Džesika, volimo te, ali film je s*anje".

U istu kategoriju, prema njegovim rečima, spadaju i filmovi "Abduction" sa Tejlorom Lautnerom i "Machine gun preacher".

"'Machine gun preacher' sa Džerardom Batlerom je priča o narkomanu koji pomaže siročićima u Sudanu. Šta mislite. S*anje, naravno".

Jedini film koji bi trebalo pogledati je "50/50" sa Džozefon Gordonom Levitom i, naravno, "Kralj lavova 3D".

(MONDO)

Marjan84 · Dobro upućeni član

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gkukolj · **-tončica-palončica-**

marjane, zaboga, kako ti se dalo samo toliko kuckati!
A ima ih, vala, nije da ih nema...
Ja ću odmah da stavim Ramba I, II, III....